Funny Birthday Wishes For Women – Greetings, messages and Sayings

We are going to share the best Funny Birthday Wishes For Women. Everywhere in every home, the women’s are the first priority to the every family member because she is the very needy person in everyone’s life. These are many types of images for the women like mom, daughter, sister, grandmother, and wife etc. If the women you like the most’s birthday is coming then its right place to collect some awesome, beautiful and funny birthday wishes to women.

Here we had tried to express our best so you can also express your best towards your women in your life and in an amazing way impress the feeling towards you women it might you mom, daughter, sister, grandmother and wife, etc.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Women – Woman Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes For Women - Woman Birthday Wishes
Funny Birthday Wishes For Women – Woman Birthday Wishes

In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.

May your coffin has six handles of finest silver.
May your coffin be carried by six fair young maids.
And may your coffin be made of the finest wood
From a 100-year-old tree,
That I’ll go plant tomorrow!
Wish you a great Birthday!

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t any gift for you.

Funny Birthday Quotes for Woman

Funny Birthday Quotes for Woman
Funny Birthday Quotes for Woman

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Earlier I wished that your entire wish comes true this year. Then I thought that if your all dreams come true this year. Then there will be no dream left for Next year.

This SMS is free of extra fat, cholesterol, and additives. It is totally organic, but it is full of sugar. This SMS is as sweet as the person reading it. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!

A birthday like today must be memorable and unforgettable, I hope that you have a great day today, filled with lots of joy, love, laughter, and happiness.  I hope you never lose your stunning smile! Happy birthday!

Funny birthday sayings for women

Funny birthday sayings for women
Funny birthday sayings for women

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When it comes to birthdays, some love cake and others love champagne. Some want to go out and some want to stay in with their nearest and dearest.

There are no wrong choices for you, not today, so here’s to you getting exactly what you want when you want it!

Our relationship is all about looking forward together to our beautiful years in the future. You are the only person I can imagine spending the rest of my life with. A wonderful birthday, honey.

It is an awesome experience to experience love fully. An individual can’t experience love on their own. Without you, my wife, I would have never discovered that side of the world. Happy birthday my love.

Humorous birthday wishes for women

Humorous birthday wishes for women
Humorous birthday wishes for women – funny birthday verses for women

Cherish the memories that make you smile, forget those that remind you of pain.  Spend more time with your family, don’t hold yourself back from meeting long lost friends again.

The time is never right, so don’t wait for it to present the perfect opportunity. Move on – it’s the only way to reach your true destiny. Happy birthday.

These are some of the best funny birthday messages for women or funny female birthday wishes and funny birthday verses for women which you can share with your lovely woman on her birthday.