Funny Happy Birthday Wishes with Cards & Images
Funny happy birthday wishes or funny birthday quotes pictures are birthday wishes full of fun and jokes to make the atmosphere more joyous. The other way would be to send these funny messages for birthday through whatsapp messages or through facebook messenger as birthday wishes. We have collected some of the best funny birthday wishes, funny birthday messages and funny birthday images which would be very useful in your happy birthday celebration party and fill the atmosphere with full of birthday jokes and messages.
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In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is. Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
On this special day, i wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! May you have a fantastic birthday and many more to come… HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!
People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder. I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire. Happy birthday!
At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.
In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best! You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way.
If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!
When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
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The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles. Best wishes for a happy birthday and may you enjoy your next year on this planet – or wherever you happen to be.
There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.
Have you ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok you can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.